batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

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xon which note i am going to bed

Sansa Stark meme || (1/9) Quotes
↳ “I am not your daughter, she thought. I am Sansa Stark, Lord Eddard’s daughter and Lady Catelyn’s, the blood of Winterfell.”

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HOLY FUCK IT’S ‘INCEPTION' THE BOARD GAME. 

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xthings i never knew i needed

 There should never be a Doctor without a Rose, but unless she stays with both of them, there will always be a lonely Doctor.

 There should never be a Doctor without a Rose, but unless she stays with both of them, there will always be a lonely Doctor.

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x*hyperventilates* xstop xmake it stop

stfueverything:

gurosebe:

SO I WAS FUCKING TALKING WITH MY DAD AND

what if

dragons came back

killed all the rich people and took their money for their horde

and then if you needed money

you would just challenge the dragon to a riddle duel

and both of us ended up agreeing that riddle duels with dragon bankers would somehow be a much fairer, less frustrating economic system than we have now

bahahahahaa

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thesnowflakemenagerie:

fallenagain:

cisphobeofficial:

stegosarah:

anepictimelord:

stegosarah:

If you ever feel like you’ve fucked up just remember that a whole TEAM of people designed this cash machine to be 15 inches off the ground and no one along the way thought ‘maybe this has a design flaw’

"Cash machine"

Yes. Here in the UK people call them cash machines, I know that’s an odd concept to get your head around but I think together we can do it

so it’s accessable to disabled people but somewhat inconvenient for the poor ableds? that sounds more like a good design, idk where op’s getting this design flaw business from

Went and actually checked to see and…



Like I said - That’d be too low for WC users too >_>

Considering mine sits lower than most peoples and it’s lower than it usually is ATM because the tires are flat?

Sorry to say, but yes, that is a major design flaw.

Yeah, that’s hella low, that doesn’t work for anyone. >.<

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xyeah um xthey done fucked up xlol at the americans getting weirded out by 'cash machine' xi still remember on my first weekend in cam being with the american exchange students xand saying 'i need a cash point' xand then my english friend being like 'yeah i could use a hole in the wall' xand the americans were just like xwHaT x??????

michaelique:

— Adam Stanley, All My Sins Remembered
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x*vibrates* xand then you dream of a world with only windows ... xthis is a very very good in the very very worst way and you should be proud xspn xbody horror xeye horror

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prozdvoices:

Request: Goofy sings BRING ME TO LIFE

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Anonymous asked:

I know you get asked to do Goofy too much, but a cover of Bring Me to Life would be hilarious <3

Let me transport you to a simpler time, where you’re putting the final touches on your Inuyasha AMV in Windows Movie Maker.

Welcome back to 2003.

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xi'm dying xi literally fucking cannot even xthat moment when he ALMOST breaks

nettosan:

datademon:

damn-arrows:

caffensis:

revyas:

I like it when cats settle down and it looks like they don’t have any limbs

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they’re slugs

…and if you ever wondered what they look like from underneath when doing that:

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This is important

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ilove-piercings-and-tattoos:

http://ilove-piercings-and-tattoos.tumblr.com/
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